Part of the reason for making this website was to give me an excuse to watch Zombie movies.
I like Zombie movies, I like most movies, all I need is a good story, a little action/comedy and a dash of good effects.
Sometimes I get all of these and life is good, last night was not one of those times….
Maybe it was because I was really looking forward to it.
The trailer looked good, it seemed to get some good reviews, as did the book.
I mean it has Dexter Fletcher in it, Dexter Fletcher from “Press Gang” No? ok Dexter Fletcher from “Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels”
Any way I got the movie out, convinced the wife that it would be a “good one”, sat down and then it all went wrong.
The story was slow, very slow. Take a look at the stats, they say it all. The acting was bad, Dexter was fine of cause, but the rest was all very so so…
Here is the plot…
Billions die, some don’t. The ones that don’t hang out and see some of the dead come back. Very, very, very slowly the dead become more aware. Someone gets bitten. The end…
Best Line: don’t remember..
Best Weapon: None or a car, but only because they ran some over..
First Appears: About halfway in…
Zombie Spray Count: 1… at the end
First Zombie Kill: None that there is any proof of, a couple get run over…
Zombie Kill Count – 0