Hot Wax Zombies on Wheels (1999)
This movie is NOT a zombie movie, sure it has zombie in the title, sure they refer to zombies and there are even some people walking like zombies. But this does not make it a zombie movie.
So why is it on this site I hear you ask? Simple, we don’t want you to be in the DVD store looking for a zombie movie, you see this sitting there on the shelf (I have no idea what category it would be under) and you think, “Cool, a zombie movie, it says so right there to Hot Wax..oooo Hot Wax”
Then you get it home, pop it in the DVD player and this is what happens…..
You see a bad movie with no zombies. Basically a group of girls on bikes show up in a small town and put a local barbers out of business by opening up a beauty parlor. This parlor specializes in body hair removal and has a “secret formula” that not only removes all there hair but gives them huge sex drives, oh and then they are also obsessed with removing other peoples body hair. These are the “Zombies” that the title is referring to.
Just in case you are thinking, “Well that doesn’t sound so bad” and your still going to watch Hot Wax Zombies on Wheels I won’t ruin the ending for you. I would if I could, but I can’t because 78 minuets into the film and only 10 minutes to go Zombie Dave said, “That’s it, I’ve had enough” and turned it off. I thought about saying but we’re almost done, and then thought better of it.